Quotable: Mad Magazine

only reason a great many American families don’t own an elephant is
that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and
easy weekly payments."

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Kate Horrell
Kate Horrell is a military financial coach, mom of four teens, and Navy spouse. She has a background in taxes and mortgage banking, and a trove of experience helping other military families with their money. Follow her on twitter @realKateHorrell.